'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'
Desk Dodger Mugs
Brighten their desk with a mug that celebrates their creative procrastination. Perfect for coffee or tea breaks, these fun mugs make a humorous nod to the art of dodging work.
IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT
"An office job would drive me crazy!...sitting at a desk all day!"
I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.
"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."
'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'
"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."
"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."
'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'
"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."
Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.
Office Park
"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."
Homework flavored dog food
'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'
"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."
Tell Figgis I'm busy.
"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"
"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."
"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"
"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."
'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'
Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.
"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."
"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."
'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'
The modern sheriff.
'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays
Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.
"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"
"We need to talk about procrastination."
'The homework ate my dog.'
"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."
One Person Meeting in Progress
"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"
Desk Dodger Mugs Collection
Desk Dodger Pillows
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Desk Dodger Prints
Add some fun to their decor with prints that showcase their creative side. Find the perfect piece to keep the mood light and lively.
Desk Dodger T-Shirts
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