Desk Surfer Mugs

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

In basket-case.

Overworked in the office

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Baby on board.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"You've got computer-breath."

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"Dow's up!"

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'

Office zombie.

The Boss.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Time to do it in!"

'No surf?'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Another nice wave.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Sex Section in the Library

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

Frustrated at the office.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

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