Designer Baby Advocates Pillows

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Baby rocks!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Giving Birth

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Maternity Hospital

Overprotective Father

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

'Nice bling!'

"You're right... the babies are getting bigger."

'Mum's water have broken and she's called the doctor. I may be wrong but I'd be calling the plumber!!'

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

New Dad.

"He started teething this morning."

Bob hated baby talk.

'A work in Progress.'

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

Super Baby

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"My owners aren't baby talking to me anymore. I'm going to be replaced by a real baby!"