Baby Cuteness Advocates Pillows

"He started teething this morning."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Whoa

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Bouncing baby

Romulus and Remus

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

Baby restaurant

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

Pregnancy

"Funny how they often look like little old men

It's so cute when she dresses up in your old shells.

"Yeah, those first few minutes...nothing but a lot of slap and tickle!"

"Don't forget...there are no guarantees, no returns, and no compensation!"

'Oh, wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

Stork Swinging Baby.

'Oh, yeah, they're cute until you can no longer claim them as dependents on your tax return.'

"One last question, where's its mute button?"

'Grandpa is at that cute age.'

Sign on the maternity ward door reads 'Push, push, push.'