Baby Cuteness Advocates Pillows

"He started teething this morning."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Bouncing baby

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Romulus and Remus

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'

Baby restaurant

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

Pregnancy

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

'Oh, wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"Funny how they often look like little old men

"Don't forget...there are no guarantees, no returns, and no compensation!"

"Yeah, those first few minutes...nothing but a lot of slap and tickle!"

Stork Swinging Baby.

'Oh, yeah, they're cute until you can no longer claim them as dependents on your tax return.'

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

"One last question, where's its mute button?"

Are we there yet?