Designating A Healthcare Proxy Pillows

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Obama Healthcare.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Budget

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

Healthcare declaration

Doctors Discussion

Health Care Crisis table.

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

survival of the fittest

Holding a gun to the WHO

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'You have an 85% chance of surviving this and 20% chance of wishing you hadn't.'

NHS recruitment.

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

'I was healthy until a guy disagreed with me at a meeting on health care.'

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

Health cuts after Covid 19

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

"Are you sure that cutting them up will make him better?"

Privatisation of the NHS

'Pick up your bed and walk woman, for the NHS is not long for this world.'