Desert Dermal Devotee Pillows

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

(Camel paintings)

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

The americanisation of vulture.

Tourists in Egypt

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Too much concealer?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Valet park only"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

A Tumble Cow

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Art of Surviving

SPOONING CACTI

New Twenty Blades

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

100k Desert Crawl

'You do Botox?'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

Lost in Admiration

Swamp gas

'Camel'

Distance to horizon varies.

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.