Derivative Trader Gifts

"Since he was laid off in the city he's front traded our allotment vegetables,set up a derivatives market in school luncheon vouchers and bankrupted the piggy bank."

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Build Your Own Portfolio

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

City Boy.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

European currency on the edge.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Why markets crash.

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

Money Bar.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'