Financial Trader Gifts

"Well, now it's been explained to you, 'Market Share' does not mean we want to share the market."

"Hey, didn't I meet you at the trade fair last June?"

'Dang! Uncle Eddy got shot down by a stock broker!'

"Oh, it's just what they call it. I'm sure you can do it at night, too."

'...then sell it all before the slump...'

'Help! Never found that one great self-help investment book to turn my life around."

Dad, can you take a few moments out from losing money trading online to help me with my homework?

'Tell your readers, that even as a kid, I didn't like reality. I always loved fairy tales, illusions, imagination, fantasy... And so, inevitably, I became a very successful broker.'

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Build Your Own Portfolio

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Tariff Wars

European currency on the edge.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

City Boy.

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

Economy - USA.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

A child runs an equity stand.