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Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Otto the SmartyCar!

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Especially modified you say..."

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'Nice smile.'

Artists At The Auto Show

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Formula One car models

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

Ramp Car.

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

'If you think about it, automobiles haven't changed that much in a hundred years.'