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'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Otto the SmartyCar!

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Especially modified you say..."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'I need both hands for steering.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Natural gas

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'Nice smile.'

Artists At The Auto Show

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"