Future Car Designer T-Shirts

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Especially modified you say..."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Natural gas

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Artists At The Auto Show

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Nice smile.'

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!