Derby Car Designer Pillows

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Otto the SmartyCar!

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Especially modified you say..."

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'Nice smile.'

Artists At The Auto Show

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

Formula One car models

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

Ramp Car.

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '