Creative Car Designer Pillows

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Otto the SmartyCar!

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Especially modified you say..."

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

A souped up car...

'Nice smile.'

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Artists At The Auto Show

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

Formula One car models

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Ramp Car.

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."