'I told you Ko-ko that you don't have to even think of retirement - the phone stopped ringing for you years ago!'
Depreciated Ensemble Appreciator Gifts
Seeking a gift for the depreciated ensemble appreciator? Our range of products captures the quirky charm of combining diverse styles and artistic flair. Perfect for those who love to see beauty in unconventional pairings. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that honor creative expression and eclectic tastes. Whether it's a personal gift or a fun surprise, our collection celebrates the joy of appreciating all things beautifully mismatched and artfully assembled.
'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'
"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."
The polar olympics
Snapshots in Time
Pessimists v Optimists.
'Well this is awkward.'
"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."
Future Candidates For "Colorization"
"...but, seriously..."
Hallelujah!
Captain
"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"
I spy with my little eye in the sky …
Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.
'Hey, we're in style!'
Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?
'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'
George Frideric Handel
"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."
'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'
Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School
"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."
Michelangelo's David
'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'
Dueling marionettes.
"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"
Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!
"Bye! Have a nice day....and make the most of it."
Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword
Actually, calling me one-dimensional isn't much of an insult
John Corigliano
'It's for Pookie.'
"I'm sorry, I think there's been a typo."
',,,,,and make it snappy'
Depreciated Ensemble Appreciator Gifts Collection
Depreciated Ensemble Appreciator Mugs
Looking for more ways to celebrate creative mismatches? Check out our range of mugs dedicated to the depreciated ensemble enthusiast.
Depreciated Ensemble Appreciator Pillows
Add personality to any room with pillows that reflect the charm of appreciating unique style combinations.
Depreciated Ensemble Appreciator Prints
Find inspiring prints that echo the beauty of eclectic ensembles and creative mixing—perfect for decorating their space.
Depreciated Ensemble Appreciator T-Shirts
Express their love for creative ensembles with our fun t-shirts—perfect for everyday wear or making a style statement.