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'I told you Ko-ko that you don't have to even think of retirement - the phone stopped ringing for you years ago!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The polar olympics

Snapshots in Time

Pessimists v Optimists.

'Well this is awkward.'

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"...but, seriously..."

Hallelujah!

Captain

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

'Hey, we're in style!'

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

George Frideric Handel

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

Michelangelo's David

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

Dueling marionettes.

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

"Bye! Have a nice day....and make the most of it."

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

Actually, calling me one-dimensional isn't much of an insult

John Corigliano

'It's for Pookie.'

"I'm sorry, I think there's been a typo."

',,,,,and make it snappy'