Dental Kook Gifts

'I'm Dr. Pooches and I'll be your den...Oh, boy.'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"That explains all the cavities."

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Boy who has been to the dentist

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

"It's a tough little blighter,isn't it!"

'Interest rates are down, so we'll only pull one more.'

Pain free dentistry for those who pay up front.

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

"Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your Dental Plan Insurance?"

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I cough?' 'To keep your teeth from flying across the room!'

"I have an awful toothache. But I sort of forgot to re-sig up for Obamacare. SO now I have to wait till next year to get treated."