Dental Kook Gifts

'I'm Dr. Pooches and I'll be your den...Oh, boy.'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"That explains all the cavities."

Boy who has been to the dentist

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

Pain free dentistry for those who pay up front.

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

'Interest rates are down, so we'll only pull one more.'

"It's a tough little blighter,isn't it!"

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I cough?' 'To keep your teeth from flying across the room!'

"Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your Dental Plan Insurance?"