Dental Decor Enthusiast T-Shirts

Dentist Christmas Tree.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Board Game Hunter

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

Posh Easter Egg

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

King Madras

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Doulton Canada Geese

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Robotic Flower Arranging

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"We need to talk."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'The old one fell apart.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."