Dental Decor Enthusiast Gifts

Dentist Christmas Tree.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Posh Easter Egg

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Toothless Meal

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

Doulton Canada Geese

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

King Madras

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Robotic Flower Arranging

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"We need to talk."

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'The old one fell apart.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Savoy Dental Salon

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."