Decorating Aficionado Gifts

"I'll sue you for copyright infringement."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's eaten the wallpaper paste."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Cake Free Zone

Cat statues on entrance gate

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Posh Easter Egg

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Den Furniture