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"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Dentists on Holiday

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

Child asking for braces from Santa.

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

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Marry me on a surfboard

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

'Yes, they're my own teeth. I paid the dentist for them myself.'

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

"It's a tough little blighter,isn't it!"

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'