Darling T-Shirts

Merry Christmas darling!

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Dialogue

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Happy birthday Darling!

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Ladies who lunch.

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

Bling Crosby.

The Croucho Club

Theatrical Christmas.

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Coventry Carol

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Marry me on a surfboard

“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

Warm Winter Wishes

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

Singing

Choir

Extreme Carolling

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

Diet - Stop stuffing your face"

'You're out of key, and you've totally picked the wrong number for your vocal range. Face it, you'll never make it as carol singers'

"Where do you draw the line?"