Darling Mugs

Merry Christmas darling!

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Dialogue

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Happy birthday Darling!

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Ladies who lunch.

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

Christmas Dwarves

Bling Crosby.

Theatrical Christmas.

The Croucho Club

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

Coventry Carol

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Marry me on a surfboard

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

An astronomer on earth posted a time-lapse video of us appearing to move across the night sky. We're YouTube stars now.

“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”

Diet - Stop stuffing your face"

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

Warm Winter Wishes

Singing

Choir

Extreme Carolling

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

'You're out of key, and you've totally picked the wrong number for your vocal range. Face it, you'll never make it as carol singers'