Diamond Darling Mugs

Marry me on a surfboard

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Valentines

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Happy birthday Darling!

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"Actions speak louder than words, Ron. And anything diamond encrusted is particularly audible."

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

"Dad, not now!"

"For such a big-ticket item, you'd think they could make the tickets bigger."

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”

'Lovely diamond, but it's the wrong size. . . I take a four carat.'

"That one's six figures plus tax."

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

"You call that 'bling'?"

"She scares the s**t out of me, so it's gotta be really expensive."