Diamond Darling Prints

Marry me on a surfboard

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Happy birthday Darling!

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Valentines

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"For such a big-ticket item, you'd think they could make the tickets bigger."

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”

"Actions speak louder than words, Ron. And anything diamond encrusted is particularly audible."

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"Dad, not now!"

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

'Lovely diamond, but it's the wrong size. . . I take a four carat.'

Like me on Facebook?

"That one's six figures plus tax."

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

"You call that 'bling'?"