Dental Darlings Mugs

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Dentists on Holiday

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'Yes, they're my own teeth. I paid the dentist for them myself.'

Marry me on a surfboard

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

"It's a tough little blighter,isn't it!"

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'