Dental Chair Philosopher Pillows

'But toothache is the worst!'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Feel free to take notes."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

The Three Kinds of People

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"I don't believe in egrets."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"Is that Technical Support? My computer's fine - I just don't know how to operate my chair."

Stephen Fry.

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

being watched over his shoulder

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'