Demographic Dynamo Gifts

"Some commentators say one of the political parties needs a Hispanic vice president candidate."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

How leaders fail

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Romance

World Production.

Population rocket

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

The Problem with World Population Growth

Donald Trump

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

Engineer on the move.

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

Arrogant junior barrister

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Got Rationality?

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."