"Some commentators say one of the political parties needs a Hispanic vice president candidate."
Demographic Dynamo Gifts
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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."
How leaders fail
"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."
"Where do we put Desserts?"
Annual run-off at the mouth.
'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'
Romance
'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'
World Production.
Population rocket
"Objection! Pummelling the witness."
"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"
The Problem with World Population Growth
Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?
Donald Trump
"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"
"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."
Engineer on the move.
"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."
'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'
'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'
Arrogant junior barrister
Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.
Got Rationality?
A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.
"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"
"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"
Nothing like a Strong Message for the Midterms
"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."
"You call yourselves a demographic?"
'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''
"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."
Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.
"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."
Demographic Dynamo Gifts Collection
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