Democratic Thinker Gifts

"All you gotta do is vote for the one you hate the least!"

"Good boy."

Pretty Flowers

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

George Orwell

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Stephen Spender.

Archival Warfare

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Detention Center

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Bearded Leftie.

Uncle Sam and Democracy

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

You can't spell Afghanistan without A, G, A, I, and N.

The Child and the Tank

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

The New World Order

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'