Conservative Thinker Gifts

"We need a leader who is not afraid to dream incremental dreams."

"If we join the Euro 28 million will lose their jobs! There will be famine.....the hours of darkness will lengthen."

"Fred Homerson! How are you? How's the wife? The kids? The traditional family values?"

Ronald Reagan

Speaker of the House: Mike Johnson

Trump

Values. Pardon? Core values. Family values. Unassailable bedrock conservative values. That's it. That's the one. That's my slogan. Guess who's running for office. Something bad is happening.

Limbaugh and the GOP.

Michelle Bachman

Al Baldasaro

"She is a rather towering figure."

Rush Limbaugh

Donald Trump

Keep Right

Join the Tea Party, Survival of the most fit party.

Vote for less government.

Pretty Flowers

Reagacentennial

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

George Orwell

Stephen Spender.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Detention Center

Bearded Leftie.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Child and the Tank

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

Reagacentennial