Democracy Wolf Gifts

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

"Good boy."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

E-Baying @ The Moon

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Turkish Democracy

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Harry S. Truman

Trump

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

Farewell Donald

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Jerry Brown.

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Freedom of Speech

Midterm election s results

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

The Choice is Obvious

Myanmar's Aung Suu Kyi believes her party has 75% ofthe vote

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Error 410 Democracy Not Found

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

Like Voting for Goebbels

Democracy in Europe

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home