Delusion Diver Pillows

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Angst - Zeitgeist.

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

'I propose we trade services - you cure me of my delusions and I'll protect your navy.'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer.

Bird Diving Board.

Lair Freshner

An eagle catches springboard diver.

' I hope this adds a little enjoyment for you. '

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

The Shark Cage