Delivery Truck Aficionado Gifts

Moon Pies.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"I brought my lunch."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Undersized Load

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

One Man and Two Trucks

Chip wagon oil change.

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Dog Driving a Truck

Semiliterate.