Delivery Truck Aficionado T-Shirts

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"I brought my lunch."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

One Man and Two Trucks

Chip wagon oil change.

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Dog Driving a Truck

Semiliterate.

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."