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The Salvador Deli

"So that's one bagel with lox and cream cheese, hold the cream cheese, hold the bagel."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Deliboys

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Pastrami in the wild

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

The Deli Llama

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"I'm a retired doctor."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

One Hour Sandwich shop

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

Have you heard of a celebrity roast, Lance? The closest I ever came to a celebrity roast was the time I had a roast beef in a deli and Henny Youngman walked in.

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

Olives

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Salvador Deli

The Salvador Deli.

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

"Everything bagel?"

The Deli Counter

Carnegie Deli

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

Christian Books: We have The Loaves and the Fishes. . . Joe's Deli: We have the Jam & the Tartar Sauce.

Sam Ella - Quality Meat

Wild Irv Moskowitz, the meanest deli-man in the West.

'He says he's a 'Sandwich artist' and he refuses to work in honey mustard.'