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The Salvador Deli

"So that's one bagel with lox and cream cheese, hold the cream cheese, hold the bagel."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Deliboys

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Pastrami in the wild

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

The Deli Llama

"I'm a retired doctor."

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

One Hour Sandwich shop

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

Olives

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Salvador Deli

The Salvador Deli.

Carnegie Deli

Christian Books: We have The Loaves and the Fishes. . . Joe's Deli: We have the Jam & the Tartar Sauce.

"Everything bagel?"

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

The Deli Counter

Sam Ella - Quality Meat

"...and a half-pound of pain and anguish."

'Thinner!'

Wild Irv Moskowitz, the meanest deli-man in the West.

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli