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'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Freshest ice cream in town!

Banana Split...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Ninja bread men"

Today's special... donuts.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Banana Split Personality

Apple Pie Abduction

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Gooseberry Fool...