Deja Vu Detectives Gifts

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

A boy acting suspiciously

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

Institute for the study of deja vu.

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

Violence on TV.

We have control of you brain.

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'Ghah. They've moved everything round again.'

Careful - Ginger left the sniffing app open, and it shared her scent with everyone.

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

Department of Dream Studies

"I can never get the things right to prove I'm not a robot."

'I learned something. Don't let anyone copy your homework and your password, too!'