Defiers Of The Ordinary Pillows

Keep of the Grass.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

Pub Kendo.

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'Son, you need to get your priorities wrong.'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

"It's Spring. I'm wearing it."

'-not too early,are we?'

"Classical guitar hero"

Baseball.

"I think he's running as an independent."

'It's a crazy price but I think it's me.'

'No, it's not my diploma. I dropped out. It's my birth certificate.'

Wedding nose ring

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

'If I major in criminology, can I get life experience credit?'

"It's been a year. Seriously. No one cares anymore."

'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'

Mobile crem

'I now pronounce you man and wife. You may torture the bride.'