Defense Industry Follower Gifts

Worker Drones

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Defence Cutbacks.

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

US fears missile competition.

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Oooops!

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

The Generals medals

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

"Here's the weak point."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

Robo Sapiens

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

Tank. Building this vehicle will create jobs and stimulate growth! He's given new meaning to the phrase "The economy's in the tank"!

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

Francois Hollande

Boomerang

Cyberwarfare

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

The House Always Wins

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids

How To Cut The Defense Budget