Defense Sector Fan Gifts

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

"You dropped yer wallet."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"Here's the weak point."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

Men talking about the boots of the period

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'I envisioned something more robust'

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

The Unknown Military Contractor

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

Really big bang

The Trench-Sealer

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

Defensive EU

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

"Self defence manual"

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

Defense Spending.