Defense Sector Fan Gifts

John Bolton May Be Nuts But He'll Be Good For One Important Sector of the U.S. Economy

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

"You dropped yer wallet."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"Here's the weak point."

Memo Mania

Men talking about the boots of the period

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'I envisioned something more robust'

Bomb Back Better

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Dronin'

The Unknown Military Contractor

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

Really big bang

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

The Trench-Sealer

Defensive EU

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

Defense Spending.

If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.

"Self defence manual"