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Your honor, my client is a very proud man. He's much too proud to confess to murder, and he's much too proud to beg for mercy. However, he's willing to offer the court a non-denial and a rude hand gesture. Where can we go with this?

Modern Major General

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Mikado

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Henrik Ibsen,

Shakespeare Street

Three Ladies

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

The Jose Padilla Experience

Starvation Watching

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

"Here's the weak point."

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Henrik Ibsen

Moliere

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Gore Vidal

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

Carmen

"They're texting it in."

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Bertolt Brecht

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'