Defense Department Devotee T-Shirts

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

Claus 2.0

The Hobby Store

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

Michael Caine

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Eye Off the Ball

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"Here's the weak point."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

Drone Spray

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

Army Man Playset 2020

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

A man shoots at a drone.

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Dumocrats

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

"This isn't just another paper airplane. This one carries a camera and microphone."

"It's time to feed your drone."