Defense Department Devotee T-Shirts

Explore our collection of t-shirts designed for defense department devotees. With clever graphics and memorable slogans, these shirts let them wear their pride and passion comfortably and stylishly.

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'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.'' mockup

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

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Claus 2.0

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The Hobby Store

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'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.' mockup

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

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"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks." mockup

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

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"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it." mockup

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

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'I'd like to match this credenza.' mockup

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

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"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context." mockup

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

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'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.' mockup

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

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"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'." mockup

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

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"It's General Douglas MacArthur." mockup

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

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"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message." mockup

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

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"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you." mockup

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

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"Here's the weak point."

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As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward. mockup

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

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"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

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'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

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