Defense Drama Devotee Pillows

Modern Major General

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Mikado

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Henrik Ibsen,

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Shakespeare Street

Three Ladies

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

"Here's the weak point."

Moliere

Henrik Ibsen

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Carmen

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

"They're texting it in."

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."