Deer Decoy Architect Gifts

'If anyone gets a record buck this year, it will probably be Herb.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Lego Haircut

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

The Pencil and Sharpener

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Snow Bridge.

Dog Love.

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

A topiary doghouse

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

"Let's ask for directions."

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

Office worker has Swiss office knife.

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

Mayan calendar, Mousepad & Coffee Mug.