Deer Deterrent Artist Gifts

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

Painting clouds

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Deer Season Open.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Industrial Beautification van

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Tiger

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

"She's had a lot of work done."

Sam's Venison.

The Web of Life - and the Spider of Death

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

'I ran into a whittler.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Stork doing weight training.

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"That won't fool any hunters."

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'