Deer Decoy Architect Pillows

'If anyone gets a record buck this year, it will probably be Herb.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

The Pink Bantha

Lego Haircut

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Snow Bridge.

Dog Love.

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'It's a self-build.'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

A topiary doghouse

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

Office worker has Swiss office knife.

Mayan calendar, Mousepad & Coffee Mug.

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'