Deepfake Enthusiast T-Shirts

I saw your band's latest video on Youtube, little buddy. What'd you think? It looked a lot like the climactic scene from "Purple Rain," only with your head instead of Prince's. Deepfakes are a legitimate form of artistic expression. If you want to complain, complain to the A.I. that made it. When the lawyers show up, I'm pretty sure the A.I.'s going to rat you out.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

Silicon Vale

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Rest assured we invest your money as if it were our own. Can I borrow 50 bucks?"

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

"It's cooties."

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

Snail Writer

"We don't need facial recognition for our long-term employees. We just match their butts to the seat of their chair."

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

'See that letter from Jones and Company? Nicely typed.' - 'Good grammar too.'

'Have you considered your x-height?'

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

Vampire

'Look, we don't want any trouble! All we ask is that you sign this release form in case you get hurt while you burglarize our house.'

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

'Well, have you ever watched anybody type?'

'The dating agency matched me up with my avatar.'

'My aide has a great sense of humor, but you'd never guess it from his bed pan delivery.'

eBook signing,

Ventriloquism for beginners.

Internet Security.

"I got you a training keyboard to learn on."

The guys all hated playing hoops with Greg on the days he brought 'little G' along.

"I finally figured out who you copy."

R.I.P Seth Grimthorp

"There's nothing wrong with the leg, I just want the neighbours to think I've been skiing..."

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