Deepfake Enthusiast Pillows

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

Silicon Vale

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Rest assured we invest your money as if it were our own. Can I borrow 50 bucks?"

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

"It's cooties."

"We don't need facial recognition for our long-term employees. We just match their butts to the seat of their chair."

Snail Writer

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

'See that letter from Jones and Company? Nicely typed.' - 'Good grammar too.'

'Have you considered your x-height?'

Vampire

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

'Well, have you ever watched anybody type?'

Ventriloquism for beginners.

'The dating agency matched me up with my avatar.'

eBook signing,

'My aide has a great sense of humor, but you'd never guess it from his bed pan delivery.'

Internet Security.

R.I.P Seth Grimthorp

The guys all hated playing hoops with Greg on the days he brought 'little G' along.

"I got you a training keyboard to learn on."

"There's nothing wrong with the leg, I just want the neighbours to think I've been skiing..."

Faux

'Sorry, I'm late, but the databank had me confused with another Arvin K Wheatley and I was questioned by the authorities about smuggling arms into Afghanistan.'