Deep Thinker In The Woods T-Shirts

"Trees get hollowed out, keel over and die … just like people."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'The Questioner'

Chiller Theatre

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"The overthinker"

Pastorius wonders why.

Zenemies.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Paul Ree

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Compression