Deep Thinker In The Woods Gifts

"Trees get hollowed out, keel over and die … just like people."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

'The Questioner'

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Zenemies.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Paul Ree

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Pastorius wonders why.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Real Life/Surreal Life

"The overthinker"

Compression