Deejay Gifts

"So Carson Daly just talks a lot and introduces songs on some TV show, and girls everywhere are crazy about him?"

"I figured it out. We've been going to way too much trouble to attract girls."

I could have danced all night!

Cimafunk

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I made you a mixtape."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death.'

New music conference

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Disco Bunny.

Dance.

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Non Thought For The Day.

Modern Kids.

Presenter Auditions.

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Birds with Headphones

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Dance.

Groovy Baby

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

King with the boom box.

"Spaghetti Rave"

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

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