Dedicated Loom Artist Gifts

Industry and Idleness - The fellow apprentices at their looms.

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Baker

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Unfinished Furniture.

Tree and man

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

Woman Weaves a Poem

"Just how long has Murray been retired?"

This Job Sucks

'She's always got to go one better.' (Two catty ladies knitting, talking about the other lady at a loom).

Man and woman knitting together.

Advanced Origami

Cross stitch

'Why don't you ease up on the knitting?'

'There's an app for that.'

"Pardon me, but I believe that piece of yellow yarn belongs to me."

"It was a sweater when I began."

"It took me six months to finish Jenny's sweater, and now they all want one."

Sew...

"I pledge allegiance to this flag / that I made myself by hand / in order to be able to do this again."

Knitting the world

'I hear your wife got another 1st in the knitting contest.'

Old lady threading a needle - thinks they make the eyes smaller than they used to